Snow in England – Yeah Right?!

          

  Oh … right. Woke up this morning fairly early cos I had my friend over and he had to go to “Les Mis” rehearsals  at 9. Just happened to look out the window to find, well, snow!  What is with The British weather these days . I thought global warming is meant to make the planet hotter not make it rain, hail, and snow in a space of 24 hours.   

So I went out in the snow with Dale and we went to the park (again I will post pics on myspace when I can be bothered) but anyway … we saw two girls from our school so we then had a snowball fight with them. Then some guys ran overto us with a huge ball of snow and dropped it on my head. I looked at him and then some other guys brought their dog over. We kept on walking and one of them were shouting to the dog “Go on kill them!”   … no don’t kill me. But we weren’t paying attention so they got bored and left.

Then I went home because I was cold and my hands were numb. Had fun though … more snow days!

Sponsored Bike Ride (Without The Fundraising)

  

Me and Dale rode around my hometown of Chelmsford. It rained … it hailed. We got wet and we got muddy. We were riding for about two hours in the extreme weather. And most of it was uphill. There wasn’t really any logic to bike riding through the country getting lost but it was so fun!  

But basically it was a day off school and we had energy to burn. The weather started off fine. We went to the shops to get a drink then rode down some bridelways and footpaths and ended up on random country roads (most of them long and windy). As we were making our way up a hill we heard gunshots. This startled us a bit so we pedaled as fast as we could. We also found a river and started throwing stones in it then we noticed there was a weird metal thing under the bridge. But the best part of the day was when we found a downhill road down in a forest. I was going too fast that I couldn’t pedal even though I tried so bloody hard! We also got caught up in hailstorm. We were riding along a main road. Then hailstones started to fall. And then the wind blew them in our direction. Believe me it isn’t safe.    

But we made it home safe  Yay! 

FiveAwesomeGoats … Genius

I’m guessing from watching FiveAwesomeGoats that YouTube have brought a goat farm somewhere in the country and selected a few UK YouTubers and put them in the recording studio. As the BBC are suffering from Bill Oddey not doing Springwatch, someone should put this idea forward.

But Bill Oddey does have a somewhat sexual appeal. They way he sits in a wooden box staring at animals have sex is kinda appealing too. But back to the point, FiveAwesomeGoats. Just subscribed. Good to see people like Dave and Jimmy doing voiceovers, one day that’ll be me …

CharliesTransmission …. yayyyyyyy?

A New Age Of Infertile Men.

My mum brought home some Dr Pepper today. I looked at it. There’s a saying around these parts, Dr Pepper kills off your sperm. Now this was probably on the internet somewhere but has it actually been proved. If it is and our kids just keep on buying, totally oblivious to anything about it being harmful then we are gonna have a race of infertile men!

Not me though. I don’t drink it. Yucky! It’s basically Coke with a really bad aftertaste.

Men stock up at your local sperm banks

Decisions.

If you plan on reading essays every blog entry then read mine! You have to really thank Dave (musicfromblueskies) for introducing me to this as he was the one who showed me the ropes. If you’ve seen my YouTube channel then you are probably asking why I need to vlog AND blog … well I’m following the trend to be honest!

Just recently the school have given us our options booklet with a long long list of options to take for GCSE. I had a quick flick through and decided in an instant (art, business studies and graphic design) I had to choose something interesting which I actually want to do for the next couple of years.  I have a real passion for art if you haven’t noticed through my videos already. It is something I have never really taken seriously but as adulthood beckons it looks like I can’t just sleep and eat watching tv every free moment I’ve got. But I still haven’t decided what I want to do as a job.  

Ahh decisions …