My mum brought home some Dr Pepper today. I looked at it. There’s a saying around these parts, Dr Pepper kills off your sperm. Now this was probably on the internet somewhere but has it actually been proved. If it is and our kids just keep on buying, totally oblivious to anything about it being harmful then we are gonna have a race of infertile men!
Not me though. I don’t drink it. Yucky! It’s basically Coke with a really bad aftertaste.
Men stock up at your local sperm banks 
My freezer’s all stocked up.
i like dr.pepper 0.0